Not Worth Describing

MARRY ME

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

(via jacobtroubas)

storeboughtisfine:

floozys:

gwenjr:

I don’t know if this has been uploaded her yet but the guy who does those Punjabi remixes made a Sam Pepper parody video and it is just glorious

this was an experience 

this changed my life 

HOLY SHIT

(Source: youtube.com, via error4583324)